Under the most carefully controlled conditions of
pressure, temperature, humidity and other variables, the system will perform
as It damn well pleases.
--Grundman's Law
|
A pat on the back Is only a few centimeters from a kick
In the pants.
--Knight's Law |
Nothing Is Impossible for a man who doesn't have to do
the work.
-- Hidley's Law |
When In doubt, mumble
--Duncan's Law |
Every man has a scheme that will not work.
--Evan's Law |
A theory Is better than Its explanation.
--Hulko's Law |
The amount of work done varies Inversely with the
amount of time spent In the office.
--Storyk's Law |
Any sufficiently advanced technology Is
Indistinguishable from magic.
--Woram's Law |
Everything goes wrong at once.
--Nordahl's Law |
In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among
alternative courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible
course.
--Emerman's Law |
The obvious answer Is always overlooked.
--Tarsia's Law
|
It works better If you plug It In.
-- Snoddy's Law |
There Is always an easy answer to every problem --
neat, plausible, and wrong.
--Harrison's Law |
It won't work.
--Meadow's Law |
The first 90 percent of the project takes 10 percent
of the time, and the last 10 percent takes the other 90 percent.
--Westlake's Law |
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can
them Is to use a larger can.
--Harned's Law |
Anything that begins well will end badly. [Note: The
converse of this law Is not true.]
--Schnee's Law |
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
--Stone's Law |
A man with one watch knows what time It Is. A man with
two watches Is never sure.
--Golden's Law |
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be
disposed of.
--Perry's Law |
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
--Garay's Law |
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will
establish yourself as an expert.
--Kelsey's Law |
If It happens, lt must be possible.
--Lightner's Law |
Social Innovations tend to the level of minimum well
being.
--Steele's Law |
The probability of a given event occurring Is Inversely
proportional to Its desirability.
--Guy's Law |
As soon as you mention something, If It's good, It
goes away; If It's bad, It happens.
--Moyssiadis' Law |
If It can find a way to wear out faster, It will.
--Capps Law |
if a research project Is not worth doing, It is not
worth doing well.
--Lippell's Law |
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